Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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