He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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