well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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