hotel room ftw
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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