Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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