"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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