so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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