it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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