Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
