Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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