so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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