Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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