No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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