Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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