How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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