Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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