When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
