btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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