Just fell off a train. Bad.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
