Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
