we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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