How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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