The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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