i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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