The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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