You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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