The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
