the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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