I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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