My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
