just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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