Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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