I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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