Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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