U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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