what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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