she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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