I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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