In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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