***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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