Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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