Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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