Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
The ass gains better be worth it
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