I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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