4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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