That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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