real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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