So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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