i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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