He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i would punch a child for taco bell
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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