Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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