how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Someone signed my nipple.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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