that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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