Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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