ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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